[00:02.43] You're lookin' for trouble
[00:03.42] You've come to the right place
[00:05.29] Come on baby, smack the smegma
[00:07.58] All across the place because
[00:10.14] I took little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body
[00:21.26] Yes I did, i really did
[00:23.66] It was all over your body
[00:25.45] Eh, your body looked like a road map, and my best friend got so confused
[00:28.70] He thought you were doubting Thomas and put his fingers in your holes
[00:32.97] That I left there after I beat you up with an axe
[00:35.42] I looked at you and I suppose that you'd like to stick a pair of speakers in my throat
[00:39.38] Because you don't like the way I speak
[00:40.53] Of course you don't
[00:42.99] Why don't you put me in overdrive and we'll get in trouble
[00:45.11] We'll have triplets together
[00:47.54] We'll have to talk to the staff about it
[00:51.22] Oh, I'm so flat; I'm so flat; I'm so flat; I'm so flat
[00:55.01] Ah, you're under arrest
[01:03.46] You're under arrest
[01:04.46] You're under arrest for smiling in Sector V, now; don't step across the line
[01:07.35] Take off your clothes
[01:08.31] Put your buttocks in your pocket and spread your hands
[01:10.78] Now bend over, now bend over, bend over, bend over and spread those cheeks
[01:16.73] Bend over and spread those cheeks
[01:18.79] I'm going to insert my notes from an isotope That I scored off Einstein while he peeled off his pimples with plutonium
[01:32.73] Why can't he perform the way he did earlier? (Well, I'll tell you)
[01:36.03] What's wrong with him?
[01:37.17] He's lost his style; he's lost his spunk; he's no good; he's funk
[01:39.69] He smells like a cowbell
[01:41.20] He has the personality of a road accident He has the IQ of salamander sweat
[01:46.82] And he smells like stale cat piss shoved intravenously through the IV of an aging welfare patient
[01:58.02] Welfare, all fare, we're all fair on this universe, and I've got a ticket to ride you
[02:04.03] Any time i want because I'm abusive
[02:07.90] Don't cry at me with your wah-wah pedal
[02:22.89] Don't tell me you went for this guy's act and you went for your own fame
[02:25.56] Don't tell me that I'm to blame
[02:27.66] And I took little pieces of seaweed
[02:29.64] I took little pieces of seaweed
[02:33.21] Pieces of seaweed
[02:35.97] I took little pieces of seaweed
[02:39.72] Pieces of I took little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body
[02:51.92] Yes I did, i really did
[02:54.25] It was all over your body
[02:55.65] Eh, eh, your body looked like a road map, and my best friend got so confused, he thought you were a doubting Thomas
[03:00.72] And he put his fingers in your holes that I left there after I beat you up with an axe
[03:05.15] And he put you in the car, and he drove you down to Sylmar to meet this guy who used to play for the big guy
[03:09.88] You know, the big guy
[03:11.33] I'll be Frank with ya, ya know(snork) but, no It wasn't good enough for her
[03:15.07] She wanted a sensitive guy
[03:18.85] So I fuckin' tok her out to the beach and I put some sandpaper in the KY Jelly because you always hurt the ones you love
[03:25.50] (Oh, that's why you beat her up with an axe)
[03:28.92] I let the pelicans, I let the pelicans, have their way with her
[03:36.66] (I'm over here, Shorts, here Shorts)
[03:42.57] And I threatened her with a pelican
[03:43.55] I threatened her with a pelican
[03:46.86] Don't tell me that I'm to blame
[03:49.71] Ya tell me, tell me, tell me, ya tell me you're so good
[03:55.97] You tell me you're so fine; you tell me you're so wonderful; you tell me you're sublime
[03:56.23] And he judges, he judges
[04:06.81] He says what's good and what's right, and what's good and what's right
[04:09.58] And what's good and what's right, and what's good as what's right
[04:11.75] He says, "this product will sell many units in that demographical area"
[04:14.13] And I took little pieces of seaweed and I caused stretch marks to appear all over your little body
[04:23.50] Yes I did; yes I did; yes I did; yes I did
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